// Agent Orange #2 //

Day Two.

6 am

I did not sleep last night. At first it seemed I was kept awake by hideous hunger pains but on latter examination I have come to the following conclusion. My new carrotic obsession had left me peering into the darkness all night, testing my new carrot charged night-vision. I couldn't see shit all. This shmarrot thing is boring.

// Agent Orange #1 //

4.16 pm

I have eaten three medium sized carrots. Admittedly I dipped the little orangey fingers into mustard. Illegal move. So far skin appears normal. Looking forward to more intense results. Hopefully the ideal Nicky Watson Skin colour will be achieved in no time.

// Tasty Delicious Carrots Be Mine //

No Not Knows that they are slack at regular blog prose. In an unprecedented effort to have something riveting/half decent to write every day, I plan to eat nothing but carrots for the next seven days in the hope of turning orange. I'll let you know how it goes.

Public Service Announcement

In association with this picture, NNN would like to discourage the smoking of powders with un-homed female peoples. There is a high chance you will end up emptying the classic whopper contents of your stomach onto your local street bench. We will know you are fucked as. Heaps fucked. The next time you open your eyes you will no longer recognise colours. Everyone/thing/things will be a pretty shade of grey. Your hair will look like you used a bad shampoo to conditioner ratio. You grot.

we provide the bang

best of luck to all my friends graduating from architecture, its been a hell of a time

plasticWEAR

No Not Now loves Nebula

// It's the New Era //

This is disgustingly cool. Effing gagging to see more. In appreciation No Not Now is temporarily changing it's name to No Not Smoothkillaz. In effect as of about nowz until the singkle comes out in NZ and we can say... "Probably already heard of them, baaaah."

// october!!my!!birthday!!month //

The P-stained stench of theft and danger lurks on K Rd. Hamburgerlars have been rifling and rooting the George Courts Apartments, raping and pillaging laptops. Keep yourself locked up, don't even peek out the window to see if Margaret is still there. She is. And she's still insatiably hungry for a ciggy. Nothing new. Actually the world outside is dangerous anyway. Cars, busses, vegetarians, christians lurking in Mercury Lane.

October. What a perfect month to start your life inside.

// Nike is waY2Kool //

Double Jeopardy? Two for the price of one?

Is it possible, two of NNN's current most recent favourite things together in the same youtubish confines. Nike does the Y2K. Drool.



Plus this was directed by Spike Jonze.
//;":"COOL":";//

// Where's Wally..? //

I spy with my little eye...

Something beginning with...

Go to runwayreporter and search Friday's slideshow // http://www.runwayreporter.co.nz/party-people-gallery/albumid/538.aspx

Excitement. Plus.

// 'Been to 17 shows already. Hard.' //

We were going to open for fashion week this year but then we remembered that we didn't get asked to.

// Stock Take on Stockists //

This is a stock take (not a piss take) on our current (eat a steak steak) stockists.

And the winners are:

Auckland City:
//WORLDMAN// High St

K' Rd
//LITTLE BLACK CROWN// St Kevin's Arcade

Ponsonby:
//WORLDMAN// Ponsonby Rd

Tauranga:
//ETCH// Shop 11, Goddards center, Tauranga, NZ

Christchurch:
//WHERE THE FOX LIVES// High St

Dunedin:
//SLICK WILLY'S// George St

Sydney:
//WORLD//

Save up your pocket money!!!! Buy a scratchie!!!!! Watch your wealth multiply and buy NO NOT NOW!!!!

Headsup to all the Ladies~

Headsup was designed three days ago then painted two days ago and as of a day ago went on sale at Little Black Crown a fantastic boutique in St Kevin's Arcade on K rd. This is how we roll...










When you go to take a look, say hi to Sheldon. //We designed the Sheldon J Plankton Tee for him, because he is a massive Spongebob fan//.

Are You Prepared!?

We are all well aware of the Y2K, but have you taken all the necessary precautions?Come this new year will you be Y2Konfident?





//The Y2K Family Survival Guide//
Hosted by Leonard Nimoy who you should trust because he is also Dr Spock off star trek, answers the tough questions such as "What the f%$# is the Y2K", and "will my casio d52 stop working", along with outlining "grossly exaggerated worst case scenarios".

// Inspiration for Y2Kool Millenium Range //

Leading Man.

Hunk.

Pash Target 2000.

Simon Barnett is due to guest spot on the highly sought No Not Now Team Building T-shirt soon to be released early October.

Simon recommends you start queuing now-ish.

CK signing out for NNN