// Agent Orange #2 //

Day Two.

6 am

I did not sleep last night. At first it seemed I was kept awake by hideous hunger pains but on latter examination I have come to the following conclusion. My new carrotic obsession had left me peering into the darkness all night, testing my new carrot charged night-vision. I couldn't see shit all. This shmarrot thing is boring.

// Agent Orange #1 //

4.16 pm

I have eaten three medium sized carrots. Admittedly I dipped the little orangey fingers into mustard. Illegal move. So far skin appears normal. Looking forward to more intense results. Hopefully the ideal Nicky Watson Skin colour will be achieved in no time.

// Tasty Delicious Carrots Be Mine //

No Not Knows that they are slack at regular blog prose. In an unprecedented effort to have something riveting/half decent to write every day, I plan to eat nothing but carrots for the next seven days in the hope of turning orange. I'll let you know how it goes.